1. Which of these following creatures would best represent your sexual behaviour?
Dolphin
Rabbit
Praying Mantis
Cat
Sheep

2. Rawrrr!  Alright then, which of the following hair care products do you use?
Herbal Essences
Pantene Pro-V
Suave
Head and Shoulders
Mud and water

3. Pshhh, this quiz isn't that easy.  Here's a toughie: Which Shakira CD is always in your discman?
Pies Descalzos
¿Dónde Están Los Ladrones?
The Remixes
MTV Unplugged
Laundry Service

4. Alright, so tell us about your clothing style.  It's:
Comfortable and nice
Dark and modest
Sexy and vibrant
Leather or nothing at all!
Whatever I pick up off my floor that... er, afternoon...

5. If you could choose to have any pet, which would it be?
Snake
Dog
Cat
Owl
Fish

6. No, that was not based off Harry Potter.  Okay, so you're thirsty!  What's your choice of drink, eh?
A Mocha from Starbucks! Yessss!
Lemonade, mmmmm.
Anything with LIQUOR! *hic!*
Pepsi! ¡Pide Más!
Milk.  It does a body good!

7. Now that you're satisfied, you get kudos for wanting to take a language class. Which do you choose?
Errr, we have English.  That's enough.
A Latin-based language, like French or Spanish.
Ebonics, yo!
Something gutteral, like German or Russian, da!
The spirits already speak to me, and I listen.

8. Go you!  Moving on... what's your idea of fun, fun, fun?
Running with horses
*snooortsniiffsniff!*
Burning things! ¡FuuuEgooO!
Mmmmm... cluuuubbing...
Going shopping, or to the movies!

9. Wheeeee! Good times, good times!  So then, how would you describe your friend relationships?
I am one with nature.
I have a few close friends.
I don't many friends, if any...
As long as they don't rat on me, they're cool...
So many peeps... so little time!

10. Awwww, now that's sweet.  ...What do you think of the sewer system in China?
What?!
The poor environment!
It sucks.
*puffpuff*
I don't know anything about that, sorry.

11. Yeah, that last one had no point.  But now... The Game is Over!
Damn.
Too bad.
K, thanks for the good time!
What game?
Didn't N'Sync sing that?