1. Sitting next to you is a glass of Pepsi. You: Perceive it as "half full" like everything else. Perceive it as "half empty" and consider a refill. Drink it, of course! It's Pepsi! Just not too much caffeine though... Wonder whose it is. I want their digits. Pepsi? Gross! (You sinner. May you choke on your own vomit if you choose this.) 2. Laundry Service... what do you think of it? It amuses me! It depresses me... *sigh*. It sucks! It's an incredible work of lyrical art. I looooove it! And she's so hot on the cover... 3. If you could be any of the film characters below, you would choose: Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones and (insert name here) Scully from The X-Files: Fight The Future Arwen from The Lord of the Rings The Terminator from... The Terminator. Duh. Vivian from Pretty Woman 4. Sorry, this has to be brought up. What do you think of the cracktards who stole our Which Shakira Are You? quiz name? =] They don't mean any harm! Where is their creativity!? Honestly?! I like some of the results, grrooowl! Fuck them! What do they know about making quizzes? You know, you can't really own a quiz name... 5. AIM time! You're wanting to use an emoticon in a conversation with your best friend. Which would it be? >=| =* n_n 8 ) =T 6. Most of your free-time, aside from school and work, is spent: Studying, of course! Sleeping. Sleeeeep... zzzzzzZzZZzz... Underneath your clothes, jejejeje... >=] ONLINE!!!=D =D =D =D =D Doing things that I'm told not to. 7. Because this is the third Shakira quiz in this series, and you're still here taking it, maybe you need professional help yes? Get in line. That is what everyone tells me. Professional help? I offer it in abundance my dear! Of course not! It's just a fun little thing to past the time! Fuck you, man. Rawrrr, are you going to play the doctor? 8. Friday night, feelin' fine! Time to go to a club with your friends! What do you do when you get there? Grind with the first person I see. HELL YEAH! Have a discussion on life with my friends and the bartender. Why did I go anyway? Pick a fight with the bitch who laughed at my outfit. Sit at the bar with my Pepsi, wondering just how many underaged girls are going to get pregnant tonight... Hit the dance floor, play pool, anything that involves having fun! 9. Wait a minute, you're browsing other websites beside this quiz, aren't you?! What are you doing? I'm not telling you, it's not your business to know. (www.ebay.com) Are you trying to start something?! (www.disney.com) www.shakiraholics.com/board =D www.vagina.net I'm on cnn.com reading the news. 10. Okay, say you're doing some real writing work. Like, with a real writing utensil. What do you use? Pen Pencil Whatever! It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it! Crayon Anything works that can scribble my thoughts. 11. Last question! What would you do if we made a part four? I'd love to take it! Bring it on! I am thinking harm. Blood. Pain. To the human flesh. Run. You've already pissed me off enough, coņoface. This quiz is kinky enough! I caught an STD just by taking it! As long as you don't harm yourself in the process, go for it.
